January 2012
2 posts
November 2011
1 post
August 2011
2 posts
Back!
So I’m feeling like getting back on track with Non-Event. I’ve been in the dumps for several months, but I’m sick of that. Non-Event is my way of keeping my sense of humor, and sharing it with the (few) folks that follow it. So, prepare yourself for more ridiculous links, pics, vids and Unicorn Meat!
July 2011
1 post
Itty-bitty Update.
Had a real stroke of luck tonight, which put me in a great mood. Now I can’t friggin’ fall asleep. Small price to pay…
May 2011
8 posts
What are your favorite things to photograph?
I love to create absurd or surreal miniature sets. Extreme close-up, macro. Mostly black and white.
Describe the best live musical performance you've...
Of course, this would have to be seeing Siouxsie (as The Creatures) in April, 1999. She told me to shut up after I talked to her between songs (I was front and center, of course), but she did hold my hand for quite some time during one song. I’ll never forget it.
Describe the best live musical performance you've...
Of course, this would have to be seeing Siouxsie (as The Creatures) in April, 1999. She told me to shut up after I talked to her between songs (I was front and center, of course), but she did hold my hand for quite some time during one song. I’ll never forget it.
List the cities that you would consider moving to...
Tulsa Skyline
I could never leave Tulsa. It is HOME.
Mother's Day
To a certain someone relegated to my past, I wish your mother a happy Mother’s Day. She deserves it.
What scents bring back vivid memories for you?
Sawdust
Cork, sawdust.
1 tag
What's your favorite Mexican food dish?
Enchiladas three ways: chicken, beef and cheese. Rice, refried beans, and those pappitas, or whatever they’re called. Dr Pepper and soppapillas. (I’m sure I spelled that one wrong.)
Ask me anything
April 2011
2 posts
Author's Note
To my (few) much appreciated followers: I’m not able to post as often as I would like, but I will still post sporadically until I’m back to the seemingly random rate that we’ve all come to know and expect. There are more Daniel-approved links, pics and notes to come. I’ll even re-post Unicorn Meat.
March 2011
12 posts
Here's $1000. Spend it in the next hour or lose...
PC - Inside (OUT-OF-DATE)
Wherever I need to go to build the ultimate PC.
13 Ugliest Cellphones of the Mobile Era →
Pick a wild animal to keep as a pet.
Koala Portrait
Koala Bear!
Name an author that you'd like to have lunch with.
William S. Burroughs
If he weren’t dead, I would say William S Burroughs.
How did you get your name?
Elton John 1603720004
My mother chose my name after the Elton John song “Daniel”.
Yes, I suck.
To any of those that may give a shit, I apologize for having been quite scarce recently. I’ve been in a real funk, but feel like I’m slowly coming out of it. Multiple health issues, over fifteen different medications, and being trapped in an apartment for the bulk of time can really affect the human brain. Now I’m being bombarded with doctors wanting to perform all of these odd...
What will Gilbert Gottfried do now to support his... →
Celebrity Apprentice S04/S11 E01
Always delivers as promised. My God, Lisa Rinna’s top lip and bad eyeshadow. NeNe Leakes is… ugh. Glad I know who she is since I watched Real Housewives…Atlanta. Richard Hatch is just nuts, probably in love with Gary Busey. [My God-Mother is friends with Busey. Scary Shit. Never met him, thank God.] Conseco just reminds me of filthy Janice Dickinson (a la Surreal Life S05)....
A Fashion Statement I Regret Making
Sterling Gembone Inlay Bolo with Sleek Sculpted tips
I have no idea why it seemed like a good idea at the time other than it accented my many earrings, earcuffs and bracelets. Plus back in the late 80s/early 90s the whole Southwest fad was in.
February 2011
5 posts
1 tag
Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how'd...
Essentially what amounts to a stab wound in my back, and stitch marks on my right elbow from when I had a pinched nerve moved.
Ask me anything
Though Big Brother season 12 may be over, Rachel’s laugh lives on. Unfortunately.
Holy Shit, Pete! →
January 2011
18 posts
Jeremy Marks home raided. OMFG →
Fun with a babysitter. →
Taco Bell: Thank You For Suing Us →
This sounds like a Simpsons episode for some... →
Beer Bottle Music →
Cute and clever.
Holy Shit. She's pregnant. →
Jersey Shore S03E02
Just watched it. Ronnie and Sammy just make my stomach turn. Edit them out and it’s an entertaining 40 minutes.
Jersey Shore: Season 3!
OMFG It came in like a fucking lion! “I will attack you like a squirrel monkey” —Snooki. And the preview for the season at the end with Snooki drunk along the boardwalk asking some guy where the beach was, when it’s right there. Beach, ocean, right there as big as life. I’m convinced she wants to be black now with all of the multiple, thin veneers of spray tan...
WTF? (NSFW) →
Whoa. →
“The Answer To All Our Problems” had me totally confused for a good deal of time, possibly on account of being high. You gotta check out the pic first at the top of the page, link is title.
Skyscraper Theme Park →
Funny, funny prank. →
Watch this one, Jacob.
Lake Vostok to be sampled? Finally? →